5.10.2006
Whoopi's New Satellite Sister Act.
Dear Ms. Goldberg,
Congratulations, I hear that you're going to be hosting a new morning show. That's terrific. You've made Goomba and Baltazar start looking over their shoulders even more.
Let me ask you something: How much prior radio experience have you had?
Interesting - that's the same amount of experience that David Lee Roth had - and he didn't exactly translate into time well spent, did he?
But since one of your trades is comedy, you've got that going for you. Comedians seem to do a good job on radio. Steve Harvey - your competitor in a few cities in the future, I'm sure - he's got a heavyweight morning show... Adam Carolla has a mornign show out west... Pam Stone has a marginally successful midday show down South...
Anyway, I have just this small bit of advice for your new morning show: No sidekicks named "Animal", no spontaneous guitar solos, and no "ethnic music".
Say hi to Ted for me,
Diamond Joe
Congratulations, I hear that you're going to be hosting a new morning show. That's terrific. You've made Goomba and Baltazar start looking over their shoulders even more.
Let me ask you something: How much prior radio experience have you had?
Interesting - that's the same amount of experience that David Lee Roth had - and he didn't exactly translate into time well spent, did he?
But since one of your trades is comedy, you've got that going for you. Comedians seem to do a good job on radio. Steve Harvey - your competitor in a few cities in the future, I'm sure - he's got a heavyweight morning show... Adam Carolla has a mornign show out west... Pam Stone has a marginally successful midday show down South...
Anyway, I have just this small bit of advice for your new morning show: No sidekicks named "Animal", no spontaneous guitar solos, and no "ethnic music".
Say hi to Ted for me,
Diamond Joe
